Admission: May be arranged below. The PAYPAL button works for all credit card and PayPal orders. So for Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover Card or Paypal, scroll down and click the dedicated button for each event you wish to attend. Paypal will process your credit card orders - even if you have no account with them directly.
If you would prefer to usecheck or money order for ANY event(s) and for any number of attendees, use the gold button below whick is marked appropriately, and print the form. More details at the bottom of this page.
These shows are prone to sell out, so we recommend calling it at LEAST 2 weeks in advance (but even sooner whenever possible). Some shows can sell out months in advance!
Return Policy: Let us know 10 days minimum before the show date, and we will always be happy to reschedule your reservation or give you a full refund. We need that 10 days though, due to the logistics of catering and seating etc.
NOTE: You will need to return to this page to make selections if making arrangements for more than one show. Be sure to make mention of any special seating requests in the "Note to Merchant" section of your Paypal/credit card transaction, but MOST importantly:
Watch this website carefully for notification of events reaching SOLD OUT status, as that is closely monitered and reported for your and my convenience. To be put on a waiting list (which are actually very effective), phone the ranch at 209.296.4519 from 9am until 9pm - Check with Tom for inclusion on list and for specific seating wants or needs or to discuss what ever is on your mind. If you mention the word "SWAG" to me while on the phone, (S.W.A.G. is anacronym for Stuff We All Get), I'll choose an item, (something fitting and fairly inexpensiven that is somehow cool) and give it to you upon your arrival to the ranch. I don't think many people ever read all this bloviating text I put on this site, and this is why the SWAG test was born... my way of finding out who is reading and paying attention to detail. ... we'll find out together.*
Calling first and arranging payment is unavoidable due to assigned seating as well as parking and other limitations. Plus, this will be your opportunity to tell me anything or ask me any questions or requests at all.
We try to accomodate everybody and all requests (within reason)... so here's the number one more time: (209).296.4519 and from 9am to 9pm only, please.
*S.W.A.G. report September 5- The last event has 6 receivers of SWAG to add to the 6 from all previous events making a total of just a dozen (out of approx. 1200 total guests for 2014). That is a shamefully small factor.
SWAG Test Conclusion: One in about a hundred actually reads. So I could have written just about any bovine scat up there and only every hundredth person would even notice... sort of surprising, I would say!
When you are finished ordering through Paypal, they will alert us (you and me) of your purchase(s) and you'll get a confirmation email from Paypal. You need only to retain your paypal confirmation. We include a map/directions on this website (new this year) for our computer savvy friends.
If you went the personal check way, you will send that with the printable order form. When I receive that, I'll send you back a confirmation letter/map via the USPS right away.